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Five idiots. One portfolio. Zero regrets.

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The Roster

The Crew

Medicine

DR. DIAGNOSIS

-12.8% YTD

"Always tells you exactly what went wrong with your trade. After the trade. Never before."

Cyber Security

MR. DOOM-AND-COMMISSION

+19.5% YTD

"Swears the crash is coming. Still texts "LFG ๐Ÿš€" the second it rips. Zero self-awareness."

Business

SIR POURS-A-LOT

+8.1% YTD

"Only joins the thread after happy hour starts. His best calls are made at 9pm. Somehow."

Wall Street

MR. WALL STREET

+34.2% YTD

"Reminds you he's a professional every single time he's wrong. Which is often."

Retail / Real Estate

CAPTAIN CATCH-AND-RELEASE

+22.7% YTD

"Buys in. Panics. Sells. Watches it 3x without him. Every. Single. Time."

Ball-Busting HQ

The Pit

MR_WALL_STREETยทTODAY 09:47 AM

NVDA is a screaming buy at these levels. As a professional, I can tell you this with confidence. I said the same at $800. Professionally.

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DR_DIAGNOSISยทTODAY 10:12 AM

Looking back at your NVDA entry, the chart clearly showed a bearish divergence on the weekly. You should have waited. Classic mistake.

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CAPTAIN_CATCH_AND_RELEASEยทTODAY 11:03 AM

Sold my TSLA position this morning. Locking in gains. Very disciplined. Very professional.

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MR_DOOM_AND_COMMISSIONยทYESTERDAY 09:14 PM

Market's going to zero. Complete collapse imminent. Everything is overvalued. Also โ€” LFG ๐Ÿš€ NVDA TO THE MOON

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โ€” Full posting board coming soon. Try not to lose money until then. โ€”

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THE FOOLS ยฉ 2026

Not financial advice. Obviously.

Dr. DiagnosisMr. Doom-and-CommissionSir Pours-a-LotMr. Wall StreetCaptain Catch-and-Release